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My New Excuse
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:13 pm
by MikeCam
Quoted from MSNBC.com, article by Charlie Choi, 8/23/6
"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:46 pm
by Biff's R
Near the top of the list of least desireable jobs:
POLAR BEAR GENITAL MEASURING SPECIALIST
Re: My New Excuse
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:43 pm
by sjbmw
MikeCam wrote:Quoted from MSNBC.com, article by Charlie Choi, 8/23/6
"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."
Is that what's causing it? I gotta call my doc, and move real soon.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:18 pm
by DSKYZD
I just thought it was from the cold.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:36 pm
by JCsman
Maybe the female scientists are getting uglier. Cause and effect ya know.
Re: My New Excuse
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:14 am
by Capt. Blackadder
MikeCam wrote:Quoted from MSNBC.com, article by Charlie Choi, 8/23/6
"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."
The things they keep track of... reminds me of a Seinfeld episode:
Elaine: "Why would it shrink?!"
Jerry & George: "Because it does...!"
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:49 am
by DJ Downunder
Elaine: "Why would it shrink?!"
Jerry & George: "Because it does...!"
Then Jerry says...yes..like a frightened turtle..
..I love that bit.
DJ
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:48 pm
by JCsman
DJ Downunder wrote:frightened turtle..
Ah yes, my Tribal name.
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:08 pm
by Hiker
I'm sorry to hear of your troubles. I thought R1150R riders would be ...bigger... than that.
Hiker
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:58 pm
by boxermania
Anyone for some tasty mountain oysters?
Can't Vouch
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:55 am
by MikeCam
Sonya,
Can't vouch for the others.
Cam
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:25 am
by DJ Downunder
Just checking...
DJ
