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Quoted from MSNBC.com, article by Charlie Choi, 8/23/6

"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."
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Near the top of the list of least desireable jobs:

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MikeCam wrote:Quoted from MSNBC.com, article by Charlie Choi, 8/23/6

"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."
Is that what's causing it? I gotta call my doc, and move real soon.
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I just thought it was from the cold.
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Maybe the female scientists are getting uglier. Cause and effect ya know. :wink:
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MikeCam wrote:Quoted from MSNBC.com, article by Charlie Choi, 8/23/6

"The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants."
The things they keep track of... reminds me of a Seinfeld episode:

Elaine: "Why would it shrink?!"
Jerry & George: "Because it does...!"
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Elaine: "Why would it shrink?!"
Jerry & George: "Because it does...!"
Then Jerry says...yes..like a frightened turtle.. :D ..I love that bit.

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DJ Downunder wrote:frightened turtle..
Ah yes, my Tribal name. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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I'm sorry to hear of your troubles. I thought R1150R riders would be ...bigger... than that.

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Anyone for some tasty mountain oysters?
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Sonya,

Can't vouch for the others.

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Just checking... :D

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