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MSNBC 1/22/7 excerpt:

"The microwave is a very powerful and an inexpensive tool for sterilization," Bitton said."

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16756662/
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Post by BigC »

LOL! Ummm not sure if I should share how I interpreted your post before I read the link :shock: :P
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:lol: BigC...I thought the same thing! :lol:
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It would probably do that TOO, if you could climb inside! :shock:
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I thought the same as everyone else! Cheaper than a vasectomy if you could climb into the thing! :P
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Yeah, I too thought it was an article describing how one could position a microwave between your legs and disable the safety mechanism so that it would turn on with the door open! Knowing that microwaves jiggle water and fat molecules, I cringed because it would be one painful process!
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Post by BigC »

Well I'm glad I'm not the only one with a mind that....wonders. Obviously a sponge in a microwave would be less frightening that the original interpretation...lol.
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yjleesvrr wrote:Yeah, I too thought it was an article describing how one could position a microwave between your legs and disable the safety mechanism so that it would turn on with the door open! Knowing that microwaves jiggle water and fat molecules, I cringed because it would be one painful process!
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I knew I would some day be able to recycle those old condoms. :smt043
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Follow-up...

1/25/7

"WASHINGTON - Reports about a study that found microwave ovens can be used to sterilize kitchen sponges sent people hurrying to test the idea this week — with sometimes disastrous results."

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16796327/
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with sometimes disastrous results
Reminds me of a TV quote...From Red in "That Seventies Show"

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